LYDIA: What? Gain full access to show guides, character breakdowns, auditions, monologues and more! And so do I! Its time for Americas favorite game show! Maybe, we can help each other! Thats the rule. Theres a Toblerone, a bath bomb, a book youre never going to read. I didnt like strangers when I was alive. But, its true, I was kicked in the head by a dressage horse. The doubts his . But hey. But when angst . I'm talkin' jump-scares, the jerky Japanese ghost-walk. I brought you a pie?! Thats why Ive been trying so hard to build a new one. : 1) Lollapalooza -- Created in 1991 as a farewell tour for Perry Farrell's band, it ran annually until 1997, and was revived in 2003. 1."I am alone. Don't apologize! Where do books go when they die? Well, I dont know, book. But the two of you can. I'M GONNA MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME, I'LL MAKE HIM SAY MY NAME (MAKE HIM SAY YOUR NAME). 24m. I have a peephole; I can see you Youre scary, goodbye! This is not working out. You know what would make all this even more awesome? Beetlejuice DC Script - Free download as PDF File (.pdf), Text File (.txt) or read online for free. Join StageAgent today and unlock amazing theatre resources and opportunities. LYDIA: I dont wanna forget about her. "Things seem pretty quiet. (MOVERS move in furniture.) Barbara! LYDIA: Let me get you some cash for those cookies! And she left us. DELIA: Charles! ADAM: Oh! JUNO: Oh, Lawrence, that was beautiful. I call it The Soulbox. Suggested Audition Pieces Auditioning for Lydia? God, youre a screw up! ADAM: I never even used this and then I felt bad that I never used it. We can't start a family in a house with creaky floorboards! Say Chuck, didnt you used to have a daughter? ALL GUY, GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY GUY, GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY GUY, GUY, BEETLEJUICE: AHHHHHHH!! Im here to find my-, MISS ARGENTINA: Girl! And if not, we're adding more every week so if you don't see one you like, keep checking back! Hes a monster. Playing hardball, huh? Did I hear the dinner bell? BARBARA: Adam, thats not why she doesnt like it here. ~ You had met Lydia Deetz online on social media, and found out that she was moving into your town. . What an effervescent young lady you are. BEETLEJUICE: YouareADORABLE (kisses Adam) HA! BEETLEJUICE: Oh, I don't live here, I'm dead! Your father was trying to hide you from us. Where the contestants suck and the host is very angry, because his plan to become alive just went balls up! BARBARA: Fool your friends, fun at parties I DID IT! Delia! 7 a script for the sequel was commissioned. Take a look at our library of free monologues . Just put me in the game. Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. Juno: The whorehouse was my idea! All rights go to Tim Burton and creator. Up the stairs! Maxie Dean loves shrimp! Every success begins with sucks and ends with yes. Your moms dead, shes in the Netherworld. This is all very believable. ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY, ME SAY DAY-O! We are father, daughter, and Delia. She needs stability. (doorbell rings.) Hi, boys! ADAM: I know, I know, me too. See you in hell, AGH, Im gone Im gonna use the door. Thats why Im doing this. All I want is for someone, anyone to look my way and say Hey. Today, we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz. LYDIA: Hey dad? Knock three times. AHHH! Step right up and lets play a game that I like to call RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!. Goes to the door. LYDIA: I have a mother! OTHO: Let me say it (dramatically) DEATH! New York, NY, Accessibility Statement Terms Privacy |StageAgent 2020. This house is actually pretty interesting. LYDIA: I dont want your help. Mom!! Very good energy. Hibiscus_Flower. BARBARA: And Lydia, she cant live like this! BEETLEJUICE: Well, well, well, kid. Maybe Ive been all wrong about you. You saw that monster! The man next to me is the one I want. AND Im from New Jersey! All I have to do is convince Lydia to marry me. BEETLEJUICE: Holy crap! Thats the problem! My names not Otho! BEETLEJUICE: Please say yes, please say yes, please say yes, please say yes. Shade Maternal, Fate Infernal. Oh you dont have a handbook? CHARLES: No, we have to stop. Nothing would give me more pleasure than to kill those people downstairs. ; Establishing Character Moment: Adam and the spider. BEETLEJUICE See, this is what life is. You dont recognize me? frowns at the MUSIC. it is my job to help transfer you out of the overwhelming emotional life, and into the blissful numbness and soothing solitude that awaits you in the infinite abyss of nothingness that is the Netherworld. I mean, no I have an idea, how about instead of impaling yourself on that birdbath, you uh, I dont know, say my name three times. CHARLES: Good! BEETLEJUICE: For a price. who adapted the movie into the musical's script, . Now rise, and be released from death! It has u but doesnt have a me. BARBARA: I think so! Sucks-Yes! Lydia: i can't change anything. I was like, Pick a lane, Bill!. Mr. Beetlejuice, since we met, you have pinched me, and groped me, and harassed me, sir, and I wanna tell you, in front of all these people, that it has worked! AcCENT upon the Wrong SylLABle: When Adam finds the advert for Betelgeuse, he actually says the name three times, but because he pronounces it "Bay-til Guy-ce", the incantation doesn't work. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . AHAHAHAHA SHUT UP! Beetlejuice : I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. BARBARA: Excuse me, this is all happening very fast, we just died and now youre here, and now theyre here and-. Why dont you and I clear out all that old junk in the attic, and build you a dark room! happy! Hide! Hiya mom! ADAM Bill Hadley on his tractor. I dont remember making a fire. CHARLES: Do you hear that, Delia? DELIA: Otho, I noticed that the Soulbox is both glowing and making a noise. BARBARA: Ill make a (a beat.) ADAM: I gotta say hun, were lucky. BEETLEJUICE: I am not Wiccan, and that is nothing like this. And life! No you cant do that! I can bring your daddy so much pain. DELIA: Why does this always happen to me? LYDIA: I had a change of heart. YOU CAN DIE TOGETHER! BARBARA: WE'LL RATTLE CHAINS AND I DON'T KNOW! I know that my name's on the marquee, but youre going to have to watch a new show. Lydia: I am alone. LYDIA: YeahItd be terrible if we all let each other down, DELIA: (Rings Triangle.) I see you. So, on the count of three just yell out the scariest thing you can think of! BEETLEJUICE: DID I SAY NETHERWORLD? Netherworld. Im going to find mom! Sucks-Yes! CHARLES: Lydia! 3."My whole life is a dark room. LYDIA: Okay. LYDIA: WAY BACK WHEN I WAS JUST TEN SIMPLE AND SWEET, EVERYWHERE, FELLAS WOULD STARE OUT ON THE STREET, LYDIA: NOW ONE OF 'EM LOVES ME, WANTS TO BE MINE, LYDIA: MY CREEPY OLD GUY, MY CREEPY OLD GUY, BARBARA/DELIA: GIRLS MAY SEEM DISGUSTED, BUT WE'RE ACTUALLY JUST SHY, BEETLEJUICE: I AM OLDER, BUT I'M GLAD I WAITED, ALL: CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY, CREEPY OLD GUY. Oh, speaking of luggage, have you met my fourth wife? Dad, please. God, why cant he just leave me alone? GIRL SCOUT: THIS IS IT THE DAY I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, WISHING, HOPING, WORKING, AND PRAYING FOR, THE DAY MY PARENTS HAVE BEEN DELAYING FOR YEARS, IT'S NOT THEIR FAULT THAT THEY'RE OVERPROTECTIVE, I WAS BORN WITH ARRHYTHMIA MY HEART IS DEFECTIVE, ONLY TAKES ONE SHOCK AND I COULD BE DEAD FROM THE FEAR, THE GIRL SCOUTS HELPED MY HEART GROW STRONG, THEY'D HAVE MY BACK IF ANYTHING WENT WRONG WITH ME, DISTRACT ME FROM THE FACT THAT MY HEART COULD STOP. I- Im your father. We're gonna be rich! Id like to meet my fianc, Delia. ITS ALMOST A GIVEN THAT I WILL ALL SOON BE ALIVE. (laughs) Hell do it. 2."Well, I've read through that handbook for the recently deceased. DELIA: Dont you worry Charles, if we make it look fabulous, no one will ever know its actually crushingly insecure and older than it says it is. I never said-, LYDIA: You never say ANYTHING! It's our house now, kid! YAAAH. Its finally time for you two to go to the Netherworld! So kinda like this. JUNO: STOP! And choosing the people you wanna share it with! BEETLEJUICE: No, she did! We did find that out. LYDIA: Excuse me, are you ghosts? About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Press Copyright Contact us Creators . OTHO: I dont know. But honey, whatever it is you think youre looking for, youre not gonna find it. Is this it? The show opened in April 2019 at the Winter Garden Theatre but, just under a year later, the pandemic shuttered it prematurely. Oh God, how I missed that sound. MAXIE DEAN: Chuck, you moron! BEETLEJUICE: I KNOW THAT BARBARA! Dead guy, what brings you to the roof? CHARLES: Youre right. Here goes nothing. Ill marry you! ADAM: Yeah. BEETLEJUICE: Sorry, kid. BEETLEJUICE: WOO! OUR TROUBLES ALL ENDED ON THE DAY THAT WE BEFRIENDED HIM. Well its a lot bigger on the inside! ), BEETLEJUICE: HEY ITS GREAT THAT YOU ATE UP MY PLAN, NOW THE POOCH HAS BEEN SCREWED AND THE SHIT HIT THE FAN, BEETLEJUICE: YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG BOOK. We will just have to do this without her. MAXIE DEAN: Great idea, Im famished. BEETLEJUICE: DON'T YOU WANNA SEE DAD SUFFER? ADAM: Im confused, you can see us without the sheets. One of the reasons Beetlejuice's Lydia is an icon is her style. The main Characters of Beetlejuice: The Musical appear in a room and are given the chance to watch a musical all about themselves ~ I own nothing ~ Completed . JUNO: I shouldve guessed youd be mixed up in all of this! Give me just one more BEETLEJUICE: It's showtime! Normally, I perform exorcisms por bono, but you made me come to Connecticut. Every dead person gets one, but since youre not actually dead, wanna see a sad puppet show? I dont know what kind of game youre playing right now, but-. BEETLEJUICE: Okay! Then they . And speaking of, right on time! ENSEMBLE: Daylight come and we wan' go PASTOR: (spoken) In times like these, we have no words We have only each other Today we come together to mourn the passing of Emily Deetz Devoted wife . But somehow, someway, you gotta make 'em see ya. I accept you. Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual. First published Apr 06, 2020. CHARLES: A BEAUTIFUL BUNCH OF RIPE BANANA, ALL: LIFT SIX FOOT, SEVEN FOOT, EIGHT FOOT BUNCH, CHARLES: Maxie! You are tougher than you look. BARBARA: Were just a normal couple. Based on the 1988 film starring Michael Keaton, the musical tells the story of Lydia Deetz, an offbeat teenager whose life changes when her family moves into a home inhabited by a recently . Prrokie! Whats a matter Chuck? Ive come to pry my beloved daughter from your cold dead hands. ), ON THE WHOLE BEING DEAD THING (AH AH AH AH). LYDIA: Im not going back! We have two days to make this a model home. BEETLEJUICE: Oh yeah right! Well, we can take care of that. This is the first nice moment Ive had since I got here. BEETLEJUICE: Fine! Beetlejuice is a musical with music and lyrics by Eddie Perfect and book by Scott Brown and Anthony King. Girl, just say it three times in a row. JUNO: Report to processing! WHY DO YOU POLISH YOUR CRIB WHEN YOU DON'T HAVE A KID? The happiness is completely gone, and that just makes me really sad. Act I 1. 119. Back off! DELIA: Knock Knock! BEETLEJUICE: ZOOBY DOOBY DOOBY, DOOBY DOP AND BOW! Your mother loved this song. Now, lets get you processed. FROM TETRALOGY OF FALLOT IN MY PULMONARY ARTERY! ADAM: Well this just says Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice. Lydia: No! (they scream.) They look right through me! BEETLEJUICE: Thats where tote bags come from. You know, my guru Otho says Depression is like an ugly sweater. BARBARA: You were right. And they have scorpions for teeth! Its-. BEETLEJUICE: Please dont make me beg. LYDIA: Mom?! But you wanted your mommy. Except her. That was an old Scandinavian folk song. Dont you get it? I thought I was bringing my mom back! April 25, 2019. DELIA: I dont see race. This is such an interesting font! LYDIA: What are you talking about? For decades, there's been talk about making a "Beetlejuice" sequel, but in the early '90s screenwriter Jonathan Gem wrote an entire script for a follow-up (via Far Out Magazine). But, its worth it. BEETLEJUICE: (sinisterly.) Stupid sheet!, (Ad lib.). Then you will know that I am no longer . NOW LETS SKIP THE TEARS AND START ON THE WHOLE YOU KNOW, AND IF I HEAR YOUR CELL PHONE RINGING, ILL KILL YOU MYSELF, BEETLEJUICE: YOURE, YOURE GONNA BE FINE, DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YOURE ALL GONNA DIE, YEAH, I KNOW YOURE WOKE, BUT YOU CAN TAKE A JOKE HERE, AND EVERY SHOW I DO LIKE A TON OF COKE HERE, BEETLEJUICE: YOU'RE YOU'RE GONNA BE FINE, ENSEMBLE: DEATH IS TABOO, BUT IT'S HARDLY SOMETHING NEW, THERE'S NOTHING MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS CAN DO, BEETLEJUICE IF YOU DIE WHILE WATCHING THIS PERFORMANCE, THE SHOW WILL NOT STOP, AND ON A CERTAIN DATE, THE UNIVERSE KILLS YOU, SO, HOW BOUT WE ALL MAKE A START (DIES IRAE! And he gave me this. ADAM: So, crazy story. They become caught up in the supernatural elements and try to get Lydia to realize what she really needs the most. Because I dont think we can. Prologue: Invisible - Lydia 2. Once he realizes this house is haunted, well have to leave! You are dead? By the time you read this note. BARBARA: Well, whatd you expect? Stripey Ghost Man? Just like, what if Im never happy again? JUNO: Anyone whose ever died is in there. The Tony-nominated smash Beetlejuice played its final performance on March 11 at the Winter Garden Theatre. Tagged: Rhymes, Juice, Loose. Boo. A toast to my father and his all important business! LYDIA: The ghosts who live here want you gone! Whos there? DELIA: Wait, Charles, are you breaking up with me? IM ALIVE! this hilarious musical tells the story of lydia deetz, a strange and unusual teenager whose whole life changes when she meets a recently deceased couple and a demon with a thing . ADAM: Barbara, run! BEETLEJUICE: Adam (dramatic pause.) Oldest trick in the book! BEETLEJUICE: Its my middle name. COMPANY: GOD, I HOPE YOU'RE READY FOR A SHOW ABOUT DEATH! THE MAITLANDS: (creepily.) ADAM: Chapter one! BEETLEJUICE: WHY GOD-SLASH-SATAN, DID YOU SEND THESE BED WETTERS? But hes my monster. That never happens. After everything Ive done for her. In Conclusion: Beetlejuice the Musical Is Fantastic. (in a southern accent.) PRIEST: In times like these, we have no words, we have only each other. Well, if you wanna treat me like a demon, then Ill be a demon. BEETLEJUICE: I mean you literally jumped into hell to get away from me. BEETLEJUICE: Well then you have to learn how to scare them! Call 9-1-1! Itty bitty price, more of a favor really. This is so wrong, your my employee, but also my lover! DELIA: Its like my guru Otho always says, If you dont take a chance, you dont have a chance, because you didnt take it!. Join the StageAgent community We couldve been such a great team. I sense your touch. OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH. She held her lip between her teeth and went to find him at once. The full DC BJ script Oh my god! Thats what I want too. (a beat.) Living girl! So, take a breath, metaphorically, and just remember. BARBARA: Adam, I dont think we survived that fall. BEETLEJUICE: Wow! This is exciting! Proceed directly to the Netherworld! BEETLEJUICE AND ENSEMBLE: THE WHOLE "BEING DEAD" THING! Its okay at Christmas, but the rest of the year, you gotta put it away! Which reminds me, I got you a new dress for your fathers business dinner! Cmon! The dead lead lives of noisy desperation in "Beetlejuice," the absolutely exhausting new musical that opened on Thursday at the Winter Garden Theater. Having lost her. Start reading. It bridged the cultural gap between the cult movie and the studio movie, making a genre-movie quirkiness acceptable to the mainstream." New York Times film critic Glenn Kenny 3 The man next to me is the one I want. BEETLEJUICE: You heard the lady! But you can. Uh, maybe I should answer for her, okay? LYDIA: I dont know. "Spirit" in Fantasy Monologues for Young Actors . ALL (excluding LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WAN' GO HOME, CHARLES: COME MISTER TALLY MAN, TALLY ME BANANA, MAXIE DEAN: Come mister tally man, tally me banana. Its either me or the booze. And shed be like Well, then I choosethe booze. The point is, we just got rid of your dad, and we were having SO much fun together! Beetlejuice:: *stops her* hey i get it you and me were not that different. 'Otho Fenlock's Locked Door Ghosts' Probably committed suicide up there. Im so glad you could make it! You know what it feels like to get everything you thought you ever wanted, but still feel like no one will every love you? Upgrade to PRO You both get em. (a beat.) Every bit of it. 123! ** The ghost-with-the-most is coming to life on stage in this original musical based on Tim Burton's wonderfully demented film of the same . I asked you to send me a sign. From an outfit standpoint, her clothes launched the mood boards of many goth girls. BEETLEJUICE: (gasp) Keen observation Adam. OH! It is only when Lydia figures this out that she enters the stage of Acceptance, the final stage of the Kbler-Ross Grief Cycle (Gregory, 2021; Rogers, 2021). Ooh, ooh, somebody's at the door; alright, Let's make some more people scream! BARBARA: You cant make every wall an accent wall! LYDIA: Im gonna use it to bring my mom back from the Netherworld. Big beautiful brains. Put er there! to read our character analysis for Lydia and unlock other amazing theatre resources! I love it! Beetlejuice will play its first show on Friday, April 8, 2022, it was announced Monday. Im crying because Im so happy. Lets spin the wheel. BEETLEJUICE: I'm sorry, you're giving me advice? Like a gay republican! LYDIA: NO! MAXINE: OH STOP! BEETLEJUICE: Hey! Okay, chapter one. Some of the changes in the musical also seem to be influenced by Beetlejuice, the animated series. ADAM: You know, hate is a very strong word. BEETLEJUICE: Nothing, so your dad wants to suck me into this fancy box. You see, the living ignore the dead. I am utterly alone. I FOUND MY FREQUENCY CRYSTALS SPEAK TO ME, EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, THERE ARE SPIRITUAL GUIDES ABOVE LOOK UP AND SEE 'EM, JUST LISTEN TO THE MELODY THE UNIVERSE SINGS, 'CAUSE EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON, THE UNIVERSE IS JUST THE CONTENTS OF TIME, MATTER AND SPACE, LYDIA: NINETY-ONE BILLION LIGHT-YEARS ACROSS AND THE EARTH'S A SMALL PLACE, THE PACIFIC ISLANDS ARE SINKING BUT NEGATIVE THINKING IS HARDLY THE CAUSE, YOU THINK LIFE IS ALL UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS 'CAUSE YOU'RE BORED, LYDIA: AND POSITIVITY IS A LUXURY THAT FEW CAN AFFORD, DELIA: NO NO NO! LYDIA: Yeah. Well, Bye! Fine, you wanna be together? CHARLES: And, she wanted my blessing. But what if it doesnt last? All ghosts shall proceed directly to the Netherworld. BEETLEJUICE: Thank you! Love is love. BEETLEJUICE: Babs, I get it, I totally get it, but the two of you are special. And there is a way. ADAM: Okay, that Wasn't as much fun as I thought it'd be ADAM: We are not kombucha people. DELIA: Life coaching! BARBARA: It was SO hard! Let's haunt this bitch! Gonna go on a little vision quest, find my dad. BEETLEJUICE: DON'T BE SO VANILLA WOULD A LITTLE ANGER KILL YA? Except for you, Dead Mom. CHARLES: On behalf of Delia and myself, I'd just like to say, ALL (but LYDIA): DAYLIGHT COME AND ME WANNA GO HOME. Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!" IT'S SHOWTIME! I changed a lot. We cant hide this anymore. close. But together, well make him see! See that tiny little house up there? Its less. But heres the good news! All recently deceased individuals, form a line! Okay, new plan. I think I really captured your essence. BEETLEJUICES: ALL WE WANNA DO IS HEAR THAT SOUND. We are invisible. CHARLES: Where is the shrimp? BARBARA: THEN THERE'S THE WHOLE DARN ECONOMY, ADAM AND BARBARA: READY TO TAKE THE NEXT STEP. MOVER 2: Eh, who cares, its going to the dump! BEETLEJUICE: Woah! LYDIA: Does it say anything about summonings or seances? BEETLEJUICE: THAT IS THE SOUND, OF CLEAN, WHITE, SHORTS TURNING BROWN, LYDIA: THE SOUND OF A SCREAM, IS MUSIC TO ME, A SOUND THAT SAYS FIFTEEN YEARS FULL-TIME THERAPY, BEETLEJUICE: TRAUMA AND FEAR, IT SINGS IN MY EAR, BEETLEJUICE/LYDIA: AIN'T IT THE SWEETEST NOISE AROUND, THAT BEAUTIFUL SOUND. Hey Lydia, check this out Dance break! And breathers worry so much about their stupid little lives, most of them never notice anything strange or unusual unless you make them. BUT BEETLEJUICE, IT'S NOT AS IF I'VE LOST MY MIND. Youre under so much stress, you must relax! BEETLEJUICE: Okay, plan B! BARBARA: Handbook For The Recently Deceased? "The Swamp" in The Acting Coach Approach: 48 Monologues for Kids . CHARLES: No, shes still too fragile. BEETLEJUICE: Boy, do you know how to pick em or what? CHARLES: -Not good for Lydia. Not answering! God, you know, your mother knew this was going to happen. BEETLEJUICE: HIS NAME WAS KEVIN! MISS ARGENTINA: THIS IS THE NETHERWORLD! Wait come back! You ripe old bastard. I need a wife. Theyre chasing me! But first, I think it would be so wonderful if our newest family member would make a toast! Shes a demon, and she doesnt get me. Chuck, I never leave home without them (he and MAXINE erupt into laughter.) I had it open for a second but the Maitlands slammed it shut. Delia! Now, we dont have a lot of time. Shes definitely done some stuff, I can tell. I COULD SEARCH FOR ALL ETERNITY AND NEVER SEE YOUR FACE, I DON'T KNOW WHICH WAY'S HOME OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH-OH, IS THERE A WAY BACK HOME? I'm on the bench, but coach. I have been waiting for so long for you people to die, and now youre here and I just think were going to make such a great team, dont you? EVEN IF YOU'RE BORN WITH CONGENITAL HEART DISEASE, AND YOU COULD BE KILLED BY A RANDOM SNEEZE, JUST GONNA RING THE BELL OF THIS CREEPY LOOKING HOUSE, AND I'M HERE TODAY TO SUPPORT THE GIRL SCOUTS BY SELLING COOKIES, GIRL SCOUT: WELL, I'VE GOT CHOCOLATE, BANANA AND OAT BRAN, PECAN, GIRL SCOUT: BUT, WE'RE REALLY NOT SUPPOSED TO, GIRL SCOUT: Dont worry! LYDIA: No, it was adorable. BEETLEJUICE: Looks like we're not invisible anymore! DELIA: But what if its Lydia? DELIA: Oh! CHARLES: Im glad you like it. Well actually it was just this really hot apartment in Queens, where the doors locked from the outside. CHARLES: Damnit! This. Look, I know things have been difficult-. Teeter played the role of Lydia in the hit musical, and her performance was nothing short of amazing. (a beat.) Both movie and musical have the same bones, yet there are many differences that change everything from minor details to major motivations. Now we both got Dead Moms! YOUVE JUST BEEN WAITING FOR THE PERFECT TEACHER. If we want our house back, we have to fight for it! Keep it coming gentleman! BEETLEJUICE: Ugh, holy moly, a lot of people come to this house, lights! The Maitlands: More Boring Than Brigadoon Thats right, I said it. (THE MAITLANDS nod.) (a beat.) . So! I wanna go home. She scratches that out. Club members can see a different show every night of the week! Thank god. Shes always like Get a job! or Why is your hair purple? or I shouldve left, like your father. The point is, Maybe we can help each other out, DON'T YOU WANT A PAL? UNLESS THEY GET THE FRIGHT OF THEIR LIVES (YES YES, WE'RE FEELIN' IT, THEY'RE GONNA FEEL IT, WE'RE KILLIN' IT! DELIA: Nope! Thank you for being here. We take all these adult recreational classes, you know, ballroom dancing, backyard composting, ADAM: We just took this amazing glass blowing class. New phone, who dis? ), BARBARA: MAITLANDS 2.0! BEETLEJUICE: AHH YOU FOOLED ME WITH LOVE! *Our system only provides suggested monologues or songs for select characters if we have matching monologues and song information in our database. Dad theres ghosts! Alone. See ya suckers! MISS ARGENTINA: But thats impossible, you youre a living girl. New neighbors?! BEETLEJUICE: Pepperoni, mushrooms and snakes! He was already dead. Mmmmmm, yes! Sorry, I dont mean to bore you guys, talking about my mom. BEETLEJUICE: No. In the world of the dead? I have a chance to see her again, please! Why is Ohio so powerful?! Scripture tells us, "Sorrow not. The musical premiered at the National Theatre, Washington, D.C. in October 2018, prior to opening on Broadway at the Winter Garden Theatre on April 25, 2019. (chuckling.) LYDIA: Hes the loneliest guy I know. CHARLES: Lydia, Im not going to answer a question like that. BEETLEJUICE: PRETTY MUCH, ANY GHOST'LL DO, SURE. (a beat.) And you won't believe how far I'll go. From A Chorus Line to You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown, we've got plenty of monologues from musicals to choose from! Fool your friends! She goes back into the room. I'LL MAKE THE BEST OF BEING FLESH AND BONE, BEETLEJUICE: Thats right! Oh I don't see anything -- Aah! BARBARA: Lydia, why did Beetlejuice give that to you? Because I too am attracted to Mr. Beetlejuice. Heres help, heres you. ADAM: Hang on. CHARLES: I already did change. BEETLEJUICE: And I know that now. ADAM: Im sorry, I have to say it, this house is not stupid. LYDIA: Yeah, me too. Keep it away from your sensitive parts. Im gonna teach you guys how to be ghosts! [speaks in Lydia's voice] Beetlejuice: I'm Lydia Deetz and I'm of sound mind. CHARLES: LOOK AT ME! These ghosts are gonna make us a fortune! No he wont, youll just be dead. (more chase.) LYDIA: Oh. I love old books. BEETLEJUICE Oh, theyre both gonna get it. BEETLEJUICE: Your mom? My baby's got a body that doesnt quit and a brain that doesnt work! This is what you get! LYDIA: Then Ill find a way to do it myself. DELIA: About that. Hes here! Time. Lets chop off his head. I will, I just, OKAY FINE I WILL. Were still in our house, all our stuff is here! Ill do it. BEETLEJUICE: NO! MAXIE DEAN: Lydia! Lets find out! We invisibles have to stick together! Do not be afraid. . BARBARA: We're ghosts, damn it! CHARLES: Maxie! Shes impossible. Before Juno sees you. Ready, Set, Not Yet - Adam . Maybe the most haunting thing about "Beetlejuice," the new musical version of the 1988 Tim Burton movie that is having its world premiere at the National Theatre, is the creepy feeling of . You dont like your dad, and I dont like my mom! It was all rundown and we didnt know if we were going to get through it. ADAM: You away from her! The new musical had originally been slated to end its run on June 6, but the show was . I study death, I think like death, I spent a long holiday weekend in a Red Roof Inn with death! Are you trying to skip the line? we have to go home! Thats why youre here. YOU'RE ON THE RIGHT TRACK, GIRL I GOT YOUR BACK, GIRL I'M HELPING YOU GROW", TIME TO TAKE COMMAND YOU DICTATE THE HAND THE UNIVERSE DEALS. Dad, no. LYDIA: Hey Beetlejuice! Home Explore Songbook Top Artists Groups Apps Get VIP. For we do not walk alone." LYDIA: YOU'RE INVISIBLE WHEN YOU'RE SAD CLOCKS . Ugh, classic Maitlands. Basically it follows the plot of Beetlejuice the Musical, but Lydia's twin friends, Lily and David come to try and help their friend through this trying time. BEETLEJUICE: Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, oh boy! its just like Wah, Wah, Wah Wah Wah Wah. All these feelings. Of course I might have to get a little mean. And then she was like But I dont have any baby oil! and then I was like Well, Ive got some guacamole. And that is how I made nachos with Catherine Hepburn.